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Reasons why Harry Potter is stupid:

• harry potter is a sparkling wizard.  what kind of wizard sparkles?  stupid ones
• all harry potter thinks about is ways 2 get wit hermione, there is no lesson for us kids to learn in harry potter
• harry potter is a loser and has no friends
• ron weasley is a stupid name
• the malfoys are a bunch of dumb blondes
• stephanie meyers can’t write for her life, she is so awful.  who thought it would be a good idea to write about wizards?
• all voldemort wants to do is shoot pretty colors from his wand.  he isn’t even a real villian
• who wants to read about wizards falling in love?  all harry potter is a love story.
• no one can relate to harry potter because wizards don’t actually exsist

Reasons why Twilight is good:

• Edward Cullen can run fast
• Edward Cullen is a blood sucking vampire, which is scary whereas Harry Potter is just a lanky little nerd
• Twilight teaches kids to reach 4 the stars and never let anyone get them down
• Twilight fans are smart
• Edward Cullen always tries his hardest to protect Bella
• Bella is smart
• Edward Cullen and Bella have very good personalities and they are popular
• James is the best Dark Lord ever he’s what all bad guys should be like
• People can relate to twilight because vampires like the cullens actually exsist
• JK Rowling is a good writer and knows that everyone loves vampires.